As a person who has long suffered from a birthday in the same month as Christmas, although fortunately at the start of the month. I was utterly floored when I noticed that Pizza Express have already launched their Christmas Menu!!!!! It's only September for f**ks sake! I call upon all right thinking people to immediately boycott Pizza Express until they show a bit more respect for tradition lovers, and those with a sense of perspective everywhere. Let's start a No Christmas 'til December campaign or at the very least until after fireworks night. Mid-September indeed... I ask you!!
4 comments:
I thought it was bad enough seeing Halloween sweeties in the shops a month early, XMAS ALREADY? They're fucking with us man....
I'm sorry, but what sort of menu does a pizza place do? PLEASE don't tell me they've got turkey and cranberry flavoured pizza??!!!
Hear, hear!!! It's Xmas at Sainsburys from the second week of September. Is it not bad enough that the weather thinks it's November?
P: I KNOW!! Bad marks to Clinton Cards too as they have Christmas cards on sale! Who the fuck is buying these things? I still have about 60 in the cupboard.
VVV: Worryingly, I think you might be right. And by the time you arrive for Christmas pizza, they have the Easter menu on the table for you.
HMC: Stop it, you're depressing me!!
Dxx
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